The Phoenix Suns have 19 games left in the regular season. Say what?! Yes, it’s true. Not sure if you realize it, but it’s March 8. Christmas is over two months behind us already, March Madness starts in less than two weeks, and every time it hits 85° outside we will be afraid that summer is here.
Despite the Suns having fewer games than Parliament Lights in a pack, we still don’t know the identity of this team. Perhaps that is their identity: they don’t have one. They’re like Henry Hill after he snitches on James Conway and Paul Cicero.